There was a spider on my wall. I calmly freaked the frack out. Luckily, my roommate came and rescued me.
You’re welcome! :D
All in a day’s work. Sorry about my shriek of terror when the fucker moved. At least it’s not a wolf spider.
I think if it was a wolf spider, there would not be any calm freaking out going on. I think our RA would have been knocking on the door.
There would be screaming, dying, clawing at walls, and the use of a Swiffer Sweeper to kill the fucker.